Guys. It's time.
Breshad Perriman will play his first game in the NFL to-freaking-day. I've never said this before in my life, but I am so excited to watch this preseason game. I'm excited for me, I'm excited for you, and I'm excited for Breshad. He seems like an all-around excellent guy, and I couldn't be happier to see him finally get his shot. Best of luck, Perrimonster®.
This news is completely overshadowing the fact that we're exactly 60 minutes of football away from the regular season. And! We only have 10 days until our home opener.
Before I close out this week's article, I want to share something that happened after my last post. As soon as I put the finishing touches on my previous Funny Pages, a video appeared on BaltimoreRavens.com that featured Dean Pees riding a motorcycle like some kind of 80s-movie action hero. The timing was horrible ... I had already submitted the article. Do you understand how badly I wanted to make dumb GIFs out of that video asset?
REAL BAD.
I don't care if I'm late to the occasion. This golden goose shall lay me a million eggs. I've isolated a snippet of the clip below and hereby promise to utilize this graphic whenever it's humanly possible. (I'm sorry.) !
Enjoy the game!
