Funny Pages: Meet The Team Nobody Wants To Play

Dec 08, 2016 at 06:53 AM

Ben Rosen

There's an old saying in the National Football League, it goes, "Hell hath no fury like the Baltimore Ravens in playoff mode."

I think I can speak for everyone when I say how deeply satisfying it was to watch the Ravens obliterate the Miami Dolphins. We've known all year what this talented roster could do once the offense started clicking, but MY GOD. It's safe to say the clicking has commenced, and it's sending shockwaves throughout the league. Nobody is excited about facing the best defense in football while "January Joe" is leading the offense. I can already feel the frustration from Pittsburgh. Here they were, finally getting their season back on track, and out pops Elite Playoff Dragon Joe Flacco, a month early, ready to burn the rest of the AFC North to the ground. How demoralizing.

LONG LIVE JANUARY JOE!!

May these memes serve as an acceptable sacrifice to the Elite one. !

(Netflix / Futurama) !

(Universal Pictures / Creature From The Black Lagoon / CBS)

(Paramount Pictures / Ferris Bueller's Day Off) !

(CBS)

(London Faerie / Sacred Pleasures) !

Have a great week, everyone!

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